tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-100827322024-03-13T23:36:51.483+05:30Bandra BluesWhatever comes to mindudayanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03778158585178187903noreply@blogger.comBlogger46125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10082732.post-14929670305197003542019-02-12T10:52:00.001+05:302019-02-13T08:53:50.524+05:30With apologies to Billy Joel<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
লাল, গেরুয়া, সবুজ দল,<br />
সবাই বলে ব্রিগেড চল।<br />
কত কথা শুনবি বল,<br />
সবাই চায় বাংলার মঙ্গল।<br />
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আর বলে ...<br />
আমরা বাংলা পোড়াইনি,<br />
তবু জ্বলতে জ্বলতে ...<br />
কি আর পারবো বলতে ...<br />
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জ্যোতি বাবুর ওয়াকার জন,<br />
বুদ্ধ বাবুর আঁতেল নন্দন।<br />
কম্পিউটার নহি তো ক্যা হুয়া,<br />
চাঁদা দাও ফর নিকারাগুয়া।<br />
সিঙ্গুর আর নন্দীগ্রাম,<br />
"আমরা-ওরা", ঠেলা সামলান।<br />
বিমানদ্দা আর গৌতম দেব,<br />
ভবিষ্যত সেই গর্বাচেভ।<br />
সব জায়গায় "আমাদের" লোক,<br />
রাজ্য গোইং মায়ের ভোগ।<br />
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তবু ...<br />
তাঁরা বাংলা পোড়ায়নি,<br />
শুধু জ্বলতে জ্বলতে ...<br />
হল শিব রাত্রির সলতে।<br />
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মদন মিত্র, বানের জল,<br />
দিদির যত ভাই এর দল।<br />
সিন্ডিকেট এর গুপ্তধন,<br />
অনুব্রত র উন্নয়ন।<br />
বনগাঁ লাইন এ লোক পাচার,<br />
আলুর চপ, কুলের আচার।<br />
নারদা সারদা সি বি আই,<br />
মুকুল বলছে গদি চাই।<br />
ফ্লাইওভারে সাদা নীল,<br />
ভাগাড়ে দু-চারটে চিল।<br />
ক্লাব, মতুয়া আর ইমাম,<br />
ভাইপো একটি ল্যাংড়া আম।<br />
<br />
তবু,<br />
তাঁরা বাংলা পোড়ায়নি,<br />
শুধু জ্বলতে জ্বলতে ...<br />
হল শিব রাত্রির সলতে।<br />
<br />
রাম নবমীর ধনুর্বান,<br />
মোদী এসে লোক তাতান।<br />
ছাপান্ন ইঞ্চি ছাতি ফোলান,<br />
আমিষে ডেল্টা নাক সিঁটকান।<br />
লকেটদি ইন শিলচর,<br />
পুলিশ আর কিল চড়।<br />
মুকুল দা আর ভারতী দি,<br />
অত বাতেলা শুধু ভস্মে ঘি?<br />
ঘোলা জলে মাছের কারবার,<br />
আব কি বার, গোবর সরকার।<br />
<br />
তবু,<br />
তাঁরা বাংলা পোড়ায়নি,<br />
শুধু জ্বলতে জ্বলতে ...<br />
হল শিব রাত্রির সলতে।</div>
udayanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03778158585178187903noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10082732.post-24520514808450146502014-05-21T17:27:00.000+05:302014-05-21T17:27:03.202+05:30Theories !!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<b>Theory I : "The ambition opportunity paradox"</b><br />
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<i>Written in response to a friend's question on "Who are these new TMC voters? Can't they see what's happened over last 3 years in WB?". </i></div>
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<i>As context, in WB, TMC has increased their votes by 17.65 lacs in 2014 LS elections vis-a-vis 2011 Assembly elections, while LF's vote has decreased by 36.18 lacs and BJP's vote has increased by 67.57 lacs. !!!</i></div>
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WB economy is still largely dependent on agriculture. It remains
biggest producer of rice and vegetables in the country. Industrialisation is
primarily a mirage. The basic issue there is, WB is so densely populated its not
possible to build large scale industry without displacing rural population from
their multi-crop land.</div>
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The burgeoning population and corresponding increase in young voters need an
economic outlet. They are not per se interested in agriculture and they are
heavily exposed to media which sells them dollar dreams and reality shows. So
what can they aspire to be? Most of them invariably leave the State to find jobs outside (notice how many restaurants employ bong waiters?).
The ones who are left are invariably caught in the vicious circle of land
deals, brokerage, middlemen, promotership, real estate, low level govt jobs
including teaching and get rich quick schemes like Sharada. For all these you
need political patronage. Left had successfully made this a base of their
political cadre-ship through what I call "paiye deoar rajneeti". So if
you are seen as a active party worker you would gain an unfair advantage in all
these areas. In effect, party politics had become your primary occupation without any
sort of ideological attachment. Same thing is continuing in a bigger scale with
TMC. Only the colour has changed. And the veneer of ideology is also gone
as TMC is a party run by people who have risen only through vicious
manipulation of the system and voter psyche and they do not care about ideology
at all. Their only job is to hold on to power and to manipulate it to gain more
power. And this work only through populism and more populism (grant to Sharada affected, bribes to
mullahs, pandering to matuas etc.) without any long-term development.</div>
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You can say Left has got cleansed as a result. The people who were there
only to get economic mileage are now all with TMC. The question is how long
they can hold on to even their existing cadre without a prospect of any economic
gain. And how to get WB out of this self-defeating political quagmire?</div>
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<i>The most telling comment on above amateurish analysis came from another friend. According to him, our current CM has successfully imported the rest of India's caste / community / glamour based politics to WB in order to upstage and uproot Left's "outdated and increasingly irrelevant thought processes" (at least perception wise). BJP is a better player in the same game as the national result shows and this is going to hurt her in future.</i></div>
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<b>Theory II : "I want it NOW"</b></div>
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We have all started suffering from attention deficit disorder to some extent. Call it the
curse of the mobile generation / continuous social media immersion. instant gratification is the name of the game. For example, just notice
how long you can stick to one channel on TV or how many pages you can read in a
book at one stretch. I would think both of these have drastically reduced
from our past.</div>
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Well, the politicians will suffer big-time as a result of our reduced attention spans. We
as voters / citizens want something (most of the time not knowing what that
something is) and we want it NOW.</div>
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I predict non-fanatic Modi supporters getting bored with his perceived inaction in
less than a month. </div>
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Achhe din ka to pata nahi, bahut hi interesting din aane wale hai !!!!</div>
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udayanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03778158585178187903noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10082732.post-8900010202614621382009-12-22T09:14:00.002+05:302009-12-22T09:19:55.382+05:30Bandra : Unplugged<div align="justify">The following piece won a prize and has appeared in the Celebrate Bandra Souvenir for the <a href="http://www.blogger.com/www.celebratebandra.net">Bandra Festival</a> in Nov'09. Some would surely find echoes of a past post, but in these days of Pritam-da's music, everything is "inspired". </div><div align="justify">_____________________________________________________________</div><div align="justify">Some find their Bandra in the rarefied, testosterone rich air of swank Gold’s Gym, where personal trainer sculpted bodies of celebrities rub shoulders with overweight wives of diamond merchants, huffing and puffing on the spinning machines. Where fitness is more of a fashion statement, liberally spiced with giggles, whispers and some overt attempt at catching the target’s eye, rather than just a boring work-out. Where every casual hello between strangers is laden with the unspoken promise for at least a coffee at Gloria Jeans, maybe a drink at Firangi Paani and a definite attempt at something more. After all, Bandra is as close to NY as we can get, right?</div><div align="justify"> </div><div align="justify">For some, Bandra is in the salwar kameez-ed, t-shirt-ed drove which descends on Almeida Park every Sunday afternoon. The small shy groups which turn bolder as time passes. Where the lucky maid always finds the romantic driver to run away with over a shared plate of sev puri. Where street sharp slum children always find some new rich kid to bully near the broken swings and slides. Where tired horses keep going around in circles to feed their owners. Where the street lights coming on in the evening leads to a collective sigh as participants in this strange courtship ritual resign themselves to another week of back-breaking work. </div><div align="justify"> </div><div align="justify">Some find their Bandra in the quaint little one-story bungalow sandwiched between glitzy glass facades of brand-new buildings on Turner Road. The one with the crumbling side wall, lingering smell of Goa sausages, the overgrown hedge and the scrupulously clean wooden cross at the corner. Where the old lady of the house wearing her faded burgundy dress walks haltingly, while the shaggy brown dog pulls at the frayed leash out of habit. Where the perpetually out-of-work son dozes on the front porch to cure last night’s hangover right next to the overflowing ashtray, his dreams rich with surreal promise of the next high. </div><div align="justify"> </div><div align="justify">For some, Bandra is as simple as finding the next place to park their car as they negotiate the small bye-lanes full of Honda Civics and Skoda Lauras. The monsoons bring their own flavour to this game, ensuring a slushy pitch where daily battles can be fought between paani-puri vendors, unconcerned cows, the neighbourhood druggie looking for a dry place and countless four wheel drives, breeding like cockroaches. The result is as always, a tense stalemate. </div><div align="justify"> </div><div align="justify">Some find their Bandra in that short stretch where the paved Carter Road promenade suddenly descends into the squalor of the koli fishing village. Where the stink of drying fish and unwashed bodies replaces the aroma of coffee and expensive anti-perspirants in an instant. Where similar groups of well-dressed teenagers hang out, mindlessly puffing their Davidoffs while wearing the same vacant expressions as the world walks past them. Where the weekend jogger juggling the IPod, IPhone and the Blackberry stops abruptly and hurriedly turns around maybe in fear of crossing that unseen line into the unknown. </div><div align="justify"> </div><div align="justify">For some, Bandra is the multitude crossing the Lucky signal, always running for the next Borivili or Virar local as they unconsciously try to flee the queen of the suburbs. Some glance at the kababs on display with barely concealed hunger. Others wonder at the utter futility of the spanking new Skywalk supposedly being built for their benefit. Most concentrate on simply avoiding getting run-over by irate drivers, desperate to reach home as the maximum city runs its daily instalment of the north-south marathon. Maybe some of them run after having glimpsed the rotting core underneath the flashy wrapper of Bandra. Or maybe they have other dreams to chase while nightmares chase them in turn. </div><div align="justify"> </div><div align="justify">Some rebel at Bandra in their own way, when their screeching bike tyres meet the burning road on a Friday night. The tattoos, the studs, the leather jackets all tell their own story. The story of the unaccountable rage, the steadfast refusal to be pigeon-holed, the failure to comprehend and to be understood. Maybe their only solace is writing “Knights Rulz” and “Kings Sux” in big bold red letters on school buildings as they create their own version of Harlem in their minds. Or maybe its just too boring to write “Bean Bags 2640 7383” over and over again. </div><div align="justify"> </div><div align="justify">So where is your Bandra tonight? </div><div align="justify"> </div><div align="justify">Is there any other place you would rather be? </div><div align="justify"> </div><div align="justify">I know … not really, dude.</div>udayanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03778158585178187903noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10082732.post-14877033631265472422008-06-24T12:21:00.006+05:302008-06-24T17:39:24.786+05:30Unaccustomed EarthJhumpa Lahiri revisits familiar territory in her latest. The haunted land of bengali immigrants. <div align="justify"></div><br /><div align="justify"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XcJ6I1zEn_w/SGCqT0UNzYI/AAAAAAAADLo/RPv5gVTN5ZM/s1600-h/jhumpa-lahiri-190.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5215355625932705154" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" height="230" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XcJ6I1zEn_w/SGCqT0UNzYI/AAAAAAAADLo/RPv5gVTN5ZM/s320/jhumpa-lahiri-190.jpg" width="149" border="0" /></a>By now, you almost know each of the characters inside out, the pining for home first generation, the angsty rootless second and their sometimes confused, sometimes empathic partners. They meet, they talk, they think of home, they brood, they keep rediscovering each other and sometimes they take a step too far. </div><div align="justify"></div><br /><div align="justify">As always, the things to watch out for, the folk-talesque simplicity of the narrative and the curious way of presenting the case without any value judgement. So much so, that you forget all about the author and her stand. This in my opinion, is what makes Madame Lahiri so poignant as a writer. Like, come on, she's definitely no Rushdie or Amitav Ghosh. Rather, her strength is to present characters with all their typical bong educated middle-class vulnerabilities and make readers wonder what would they be doing faced with such situations. </div><div align="justify"></div><br /><div align="justify">All in all, its more of the same. In case you have liked Interpreter of Maladies or The Namesake, there's no way you are not going to like this one, even if the dish is a bit stale. But then, we all like <em><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panta_bhat">panta-bhat</a></em>, don't we? </div>udayanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03778158585178187903noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10082732.post-81496378365205621202008-06-17T09:38:00.003+05:302008-06-17T09:58:28.008+05:30Tag teamTagged by <a href="http://diptakirti.blogspot.com/">him</a>.<br /><br />Let me gush about my new-found circulating library, first. Its a wet dream come true.<br /><br />Tucked in a corner between the Bombay's lousiest lounge bar called P.U.L.S.E. and the HDFC Bank ATM on Hill Road, N/books, Sales & Library should immediately be declared a national treasure.<br /><br />Charges are 150 per month, 1 book at a time and 250 bucks refundable deposit. You can change as may times as you wish. To a somewhat energetic reader like me, that works out to about 25 bucks per book.<br /><br />And here is the list of the books I've borrowed so far :<br /><ul><li>Artemis Fowl, The Eternity Code - Eoin Colfer</li><li>The Alchemy of Desire - Tarun Tejpal</li><li>Franny & Zooey - JD Salinger</li><li>Portrait of an artist as an old man - Joseph Heller</li><li> The Name of the Rose - Umberto Eco</li><li>Children of Hurin - JRR Tolkien</li><li>Love in a Blue Time - Hanif Kurieshi</li><li>Half Moon Investigations - Eoin Colfer</li><li>Needful Things - Stephen King</li><li>Unaccustomed Earth - Jhumpa Lahiri</li><li>Maximum City - Suketu Mehta</li></ul><p>Not your run-of-the-mill street corner kabadiwala cum circulating library, eh? In addition the books are in pristine, virtually new condition. </p>I was actually thinking about not letting out this secret to anybody, but you know, what-the-hell ...<br /><br />The book I am reading now is obviously the last one in that list. Hasn't quite made up my mind up on this one. Definitely better than Shantaram, definitely worse than Sacred Games. But overall, not very defining to a forced resident, like me.udayanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03778158585178187903noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10082732.post-1345350094693841092008-05-25T19:23:00.005+05:302008-05-26T14:01:28.665+05:30Post-mortemI write therefore I am. Easy to preach, hard to practise.<br /><br />At least that's all I can say after looking at the meagre output of this blog over last 6 months.<br /><br />What started off as a cool sort of diary, did evolve to a window into my own mind and its peculiar hang-ups amongst other things. But like all self exploration trips it soon got bored with itself. What was left was a simple act of entertainment, a self-indulgent expression of my cynical world view. The absurdities of this joke called life, if you please.<br /><br />However, self-expectation is such a lousy bitch.<br /><br />For instance, what if you don't like what you write, won't want to read it yourself? What if, indeed.<br /><br />That brings us to the moot point of this post, What's next in the life of our intrepid adventurer, i.e. this blog?udayanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03778158585178187903noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10082732.post-29923347365320801512007-12-26T15:07:00.000+05:302007-12-26T16:41:39.710+05:30Desperation<div align="justify">No, this is not about the average (by his standards) Stephen King thriller.<br /><br />This is about the desperation of writing something. Anything that can remotely resemble a post.<br /><br />This is also about drunken nights and groggy mornings ... and numerous tuneless renditions of "Mauja hi Mauja" ... and some bizzare hand / feet / paunch movements passed off as daringly different dance moves.<br /><br />Yes, the party season is here. The time to feel older than you are and act younger.<br /><br />Like a lot of things, it starts with the alcohol. After about half a lifetime of consuming the amber stuff, your liver just shrugs indifferently at any fresh influx and simply gets on with its job muttering mild profanities. Sadly, your brain does not behave the same way. For some obscure reason it wants to drop all pretensions of sobriety by addling your logic, fuzzing your memory and slurring your speech.<br /><br />So when you next catch yourself in the middle of an embarrassingly vulgar depiction of male bonding on the tunes of "Beedi Jalaile" while your wife is watching with increasing shock / horror, do not contemplate the Agra asylum. It happens to the best of us. And it really does not matter if the label is Black and not (mother have mercy) Green.<br /><br />The other problem is of the expanding middle. The only thing worse than cavorting with a room full of fat friends is noticing the fact that you have the biggest paunch of them all. And the fact that you don't even have the heart to think of New Year resolutions.<br /><br />No wonder, some people spend this time of the year avoiding people like plague, staring at their Goa photos from 99-00 and sighing a lot.<br /><br />Well, life goes on as well-meaning people never stop reminding us. Now if only I can figure out, where mine went.<br /></div>udayanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03778158585178187903noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10082732.post-36910309973607392512007-11-12T15:27:00.000+05:302007-11-13T12:19:41.489+05:30Three movies and a funeral<div align="justify"><strong><u>Laaga Chunari Me Daag</u></strong></div><div align="justify">After the competent "Parineeta" (never mind the hilarious '<em>tod Shekhar, tod</em>" last scene), Pradeep Sarkar delivers an absolute turkey. Actually, some Star Plus serials are little better. Rani Mukherji doing an eerily perfect <a href="http://www.citwf.com/person144975.htm">Sukhen Das</a> imitation, is stuff nightmares are made of. In hindsight, we know what Badki should have done instead of selling herself to anonymous amorous strangers in big bad Bombay. She should have gone to Cal and joined <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natta_Company">Nottyo Company</a>, instead. And am I the only one who does not like Jaya Bachhan's (perpetually pinched eyebrows) second innings? And don't even start me on Anupam Kher. Fresh cow-dung is what I would call his performance. The only one coming through with any semblence of reputation intact is Konkona. One ends up feeling sorry for her being in such a mess. Abhishek & Kunal were better off having an affair between themselves rather than going for the girls.</div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"><strong><u>Jab We Met</u></strong></div><div align="justify">Just when you think, Socha Na Tha cannot happen again, boy-meets-girl is too formulaic and done to death, Imtiaz Ali surprises you again. The first half of the flick waltzes along with a breezy freshness that has little to do with the lead pair. Its the bloody script, stupid. The dialogues are extremely funny in parts, pedestrian in bits and above average for most. You expect the film to fail miserably with the second half, and for about 25-30 minutes it does hover quite close to the precipice. I mean, a screeching Kareena and deadpan Shahid is far better than a deadpan Kareena and screeching Shahid. Thankfully, normal service is resumed soon after with an unintentionally hilarious performance from Tarun Arora, who is forced to bathe and visit sugarcane fields while Kareena is being stolen from him. Overall, worth a watch. <em>Aap itne se convince ho gaye, ke aur kuchh bolu? </em></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"><strong><u>Saawariyaa</u></strong></div><div align="justify">Unadulterated overrated overhyped pathetic self-indulgent crap. In case Mr. Bansali wanted to pleasure himself with his hands, he should have had the decency to do it in the privacy of his bedroom (presumably having bedspreads, curtains, blankets and carpets in various shades of blue). The kids, Ranveer & Sonam, look comprehensively lost in the middle of an utterly bewildering set. And one can't help but sympathize with them. At least they make an honest attempt, never mind their limited expressions. The person solely responsible for this dodo, is one with the initials of SLB. But then again, maybe I don't understand Russian literature. Actually after watching this ridiculous excuse of a masturbation, I don't want to. </div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"><strong><u>Om Shanti Om</u></strong></div><div align="justify">Tired of reading my stuff? Read <a href="http://diptakirti.blogspot.com/2007/11/om-is-where-heart-is.html">this one</a> instead. And yes, I loved this mindless montage too. Maybe more so, because I saw it right after "Saawariyaa", but frankly my dear, I don't give a damn. Yes, the in-jokes rock and so does Farah Khan. The most innovative end credits I have seen. The spot boys in a Merc and the executive producer on a cycle was cool, no? And I counted 31 + SRK = 32, did you? </div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"><strong>Afterthought</strong> : Just because the movie is so deliberately over-the-top, nobody detected how bad SRK was in the movie. All his mannerisms /terrible hamming etc. can be passed off as "fitting into the character / movie". But then, we always knew he was somewhat histrionically challenged, didn't we? They still go to watch him, don't they?</div>udayanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03778158585178187903noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10082732.post-70927424347763054992007-10-04T13:26:00.000+05:302007-10-05T09:50:15.639+05:30Questions in my head<div align="justify">Does Sharukh Khan use Botox only for his tummy? Otherwise why are other parts of his body doing rubber-doll impersonations?<br /><br />Is Sreesanth for real? I mean, sledging Hayden and Symonds? What exactly was he thinking?<br /><br />Who paid for the Marine Drive beautification consisting primarily of a random assortment of circumcised male member look-alikes? Us?<br /><br />How did Hindustan Unilever let go of this enormous co-branding opportunity? I mean, just imagine : Surf Excel presents "Laaga Chunari Mein Daag".<br /><br />Who is watching Naach Baliye? And when is Raakhi Sawant suing her silicone doc for damages related to unsatisfactory performance?<br /><br />Where is Himeish uncle? Has some kind-hearted soul finally managed to bump him off?<br /><br />What's wrong with Rajpal Yadav and Priyadarshan? Don't they watch their own movies?<br /><br />Did Shoaib actually compare himself with Imran? And hit Asif when he guffawed? Oh, hilarity !!<br /><br />What do Kareena & Saif talk about when they meet for the hush hush dinners? The merits of Asian Paints Royale over ICI Dulux Velvet Emulsion?<br /><br />???</div>udayanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03778158585178187903noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10082732.post-52125600313868625132007-08-08T15:14:00.000+05:302007-08-09T17:51:51.208+05:30The damp patch on my wall<div align="justify"><em>Its been a while since I spent the entire afternoon staring at the damp patch on the wall. That would mean I haven't been falling sick that often.<br /><br />Its been my favourite pastime, when I have fever, since time immemorial. Staring at the ceiling, trying not to think of the slowly building headache and wait for sleep (which never arrives on cue) while the mind churns useless memory bits.<br /><br />The memories of another day ... the snatches of uneven conversations ... the bitter aftertaste of the last fag ... the strains of forgotten songs.<br />________________________________________<br /><br /></em>The day breaks fresh and new, as if the whole world is celebrating with you. Niru rolls to the other side of the king-sized bed, trying his best to avoid the sharp rays of the sun even in his sleep. After a while, his mind gives up the fight to hold on to the last remnants of sleep and he cautiously opens one eye to survey the damage. Sumi’s eyes are still shut but that in itself is no guarantee. He peers closely for telltale signs of tears and almost lets out a loud sigh of relief. Looks like she is actually sleeping.<br /><br />So far so good. With one last wishful look at the gentle curve made by Sumi’s right thigh and neatly manicured leg, Niru silently slinks off the bed and locks himself in the loo. Is it time already to dig into the happiness box tucked safely in the waterproof packet inside the flush? “Becoming too greedy, you idiot”, Niru scolds himself absently while his mind starts the dreaded flashback routine on what exactly went wrong with his life last night.<br /><br />Yeah, the forced sex was a bad idea, even more than hitting her to keep her quiet. But it must have all started with that bloody bitch Sonali calling up at 1 am to ask for money for her dad's operation. That too, when Niru can't find one bloody drop of alcohol in the whole bloody house. Where the hell do all those Bacardi bottles go? "Sumi must be downing some with her evening tea," Niru would have sworn, in case he did not know his wife better. Has she found a secret bewda lover to go with her dopey husband? Niru almost burst out laughing with the sheer beauty of the idea. “That would really take the cake, won’t it?”, Niru chuckles, as he opens the loo door softly, tiptoes to the bed and starts the search for his mobile phone.<br /><br />He ultimately finds his Nokia E63i under the cupboard with its battery holder hanging open. Must have slipped off his pocket. Or did Sumi actually throw the phone at him? The details were kind of hazy at this point, but he vaguely remembers trying to kiss Sumi to make up, while she was shouting obscenities at him. “And what colorful language, that Sati Savitri mother of hers would be real proud of her,” Niru mutters, as another bout of hysterical laughter threatens to overpower him.<br /><br />Mobile barely fixed, and it’s the time to fix that bitch Sonali. What does she think to call at 1 in the night, with some sob story about her dad's kidneys? That last time’s champagne was a big mistake. And giving her jewellery stolen from Sumi’s locker only made it worse. “Now saali thinks she owns you,” Niru shakes his head in anger. Damn her starry airs and her soft mouth and the things she does with it, damn it all. Time has come to tell her where she belongs, if only she will pick up the bloody phone.<br /><br />“What is the point of having a mobile in case you don’t pick it up?”, Niru wonders while neatly side-stepping what must have been last night’s baingan bharta made with real love and tender care by his loving wife. Almost drops the phone in sudden panic at the thought of Sumi waking up and walks fast to the other room to clear his head.<br /><br />“Focus bugger, focus, don’t lose it now, you’ve been through worse in bloody B-school.” he thinks furiously, just able to keep his slowly rising panic in check.<br /><br />Now where are we? Eye drop for the red eyes, check. Mouthwash to clear the smell of stale booze, check. Unshaved look to hide the generally haggard appearance, check. 2 Pudin Haras for the rising bile, check.<br /><br />And loads of water, loads of water. Now, if only you can find a bottle of mineral water in this damn house, when you need it. Niru contemplates shouting for Sumi, but decides its not exactly a good time.<br /><br />“Must get her flowers today, those yellow whatevers from the Hill Road shop ... and some chocolate never hurts.” And in case one is lucky, she might be actually willing tonight. “Must say she wasn’t looking all that bad after the latest liposuction,” Niru thinks, while buttoning up his shirt. “And must come home sober for dinner. It might be baingan bharta again.”, this time giggling helplessly. </div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"> </div><div align="justify">Entering office with a suitable jaunty air is the key and the sunglasses always help. Firing Sonali is also a great idea. She might even be willing to give it for free, to get her job back. “The world’s is coming back in control, and I’m the dude.” Niru hums to himself as he nods to the watchman holding the door open.<br /></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify">“Good morning, sir”. That's a new voice.<br /><br />“Now that new receptionist is a serious piece of shit,” Niru wonders, trying a suitable superior management smile. “She must be given some opportunities to be close to senior management as a part of her grooming process”.<br /><br />The cabin smells of stale flowers. One more point to blast Sonali.<br /><br />“Sir, you have a conference call at 10:30 IST with Singapore”, the cute receptionist opens the door a fraction.<br /><br />“Where the hell is Sonali?”<br /><br />“Taken the day off, Sir. Father unwell.” the new receptionist sounds reasonably overawed in the presence of the big boss.<br /><br />“Bloody excuses”, growls Marketing Director Niranjan Sen, while gently swivelling in his chair. “With so much damn pressure, I must take a serious look at the work-life balance.”<br /><br />“Get me a coffee will you, sweetie. And what was your name again?”</div>udayanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03778158585178187903noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10082732.post-44967050538354479982007-06-13T19:49:00.000+05:302007-06-14T17:05:15.294+05:30Who is John Galt?<div align="justify">Well, who the fuck cares?<br /><br />Definitely a much more interesting question is, "Why do Bongs smoke?"<br /><br />The question hits you hard when you see 4 smokers cramped in a cubbyhole hardly bigger than a bombay loo and puffing away like mad in this supposed green building somewhere in Northern Europe. And 2 of them from you-know-where, faithfully recording their attendance every hour.<br /><br />Mostly you will hear them argue that its all about peer pressure. When you grow up watching the male half of your family blowing rings at each other at every given opportunity, what else will you do? A boy who does not smoke in Bongland, is generally a fictitious entity. They immediately lose admittance to all these vital sorority rituals which are part and parcel of growing up in Cal, e.g how to light a fag with exactly one matchstick under a fan, how to cup one when the first person you see after lighting up is your mom, how a burn happens only after 3 seconds of contact with flesh, how to blow one perfect smoke ring within another a la Barun Chanda in "<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seemabaddha">Seemabaddhha</a>", how the first fag out of a fresh pack has to be put back upside down always and saved for the last, etc. etc.<br /><br />Yeah, so much pressure. No wonder the poor souls crack and bow to the inevitable ... burnt lungs.<br /><br />My personal hypothesis is that bongs smoke to look intellectual. They think it gives them a personality, unique, fashionably anti-establishment, a little risque and one which will build a hopelessly attractive air of vulnerability about them. A personality type, which will bring unknown girls screaming to their doorsteps, all set to bathe themselves in this bottomless well of intellectual depth.<br /><br />Don't laugh. Some people I have known have actually believed this. Some still do. An active imagination always helps. One person, when asked to explain his quite unexpected success with a member of the fairer sex, put it all down to the fag held fashionably in his left hand. Another, invoked that ultimate bong intellectual hero, Pradosh Mitter and his Charminar while trying to explain the raison d'être of his chain-smoking.<br /><br />Its funny how the things which are archetypal bong (or at least are considered to be), like culture, fine arts, books, theatre, quizzing, football tend to associated in our memories with cigarette smoke.<br /><br />Well, it must be just me.<br /><br />The hour approacheth. Let’s find the other bong. </div>udayanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03778158585178187903noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10082732.post-21181407541294483722007-06-07T14:37:00.000+05:302007-06-07T18:42:32.590+05:30An ode to Rembrandtsplein<div align="justify">There was this one time when I learnt ..<br /><br />.. someone’s idea of a rocking weekend is hiring bicycles for 2 days<br /><br />.. one unintended benefit of cold weather is that your fags go a long way<br /><br />.. blackout is not something which happens to other people<br /><br />.. lateral games are really easy after the first whiskey shot<br /><br />.. cola can be had neat without diluting it with alcohol<br /><br />.. a dance is never just a dance, its mostly unconsummated foreplay<br /><br />.. the risky thing about blackout is not that you don’t remember anything<br /><br />.. that “I’m starved, wanna grab a bite?” is a killer pick up line<br /><br />.. that Burger King has made McDonalds irrelevant<br /><br />.. who dares wins, is not just a TV program hosted by out of work ex-cricketers<br /><br />.. beer after whiskey is risky because you tend to show off that you are not drunk<br /><br />.. beds have magnetic fields<br /><br />.. "Have a great weekend" means “I don’t want to see you in the morning”<br /><br />.. the risky thing about blackout are the quite colorful artificial memories people would take the trouble to cook up for you<br /><br />.. sleep cures all<br /><br />and finally<br /><br />.. your liver is what makes you live.</div>udayanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03778158585178187903noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10082732.post-18734015983345168102007-05-28T16:05:00.000+05:302017-01-18T09:07:52.960+05:30Cloudy<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<em>Yes, that's the color of my mind for the last few days. The desperate longing for something which is just out of grasp. The sheer inability to dredge up some happy memory from the past which I can cling to.<br /><br />I get into this mood so often, that I have stopped questioning it or trying to find a reason.</em><br />The warm breeze keeps blowing from the sparkling Arabian sea. The fishing boats keep bobbing up and down as if their strings are being pulled by some invisible puppeteer. The lovers are still holding hands while they bake themselves in the hot sun. The coconut trees, swaying their heads await the distant sound of approaching monsoon. The cab drivers are still playing "Kajra Re" in their battered Premier Padminis and wiping their sweaty eyebrows with dirty rags. College chicks in flashy clothes are running across passing cars on busy Pedder Road and the Mahim signal is still perpetually jammed.<br /><br />Apparently, nothing has changed in the city. One day blending into the other as it has always been.<br />________________________________________<br /><br />Rakesh crosses the road in a hurry, barely outguessing the Corolla driver who gives him a piece of his rustic Haryanvi mind. Two steps to the paan-bidi stall, three swipes of the sweaty left hand through the dry matted hair and a small Gold Flake, lit from the lighter dangling from the lamppost. Avoiding the rainbow-colored spill of indeterminate liquids with a jaunty leap, he switches the fag to his left while checking the fake Citizen hanging from the right wrist. Just about 10 minutes, what Malik Sir, the owner of his courier company would call fashionably late.<br /><br />"<em>Bilkul theek hai!</em>" Rakesh thinks, "Let Priyanka <em>saali</em> not get any fancy idea into her pretty head." So what if Rakesh missed his station, day-dreaming about the bright orange streak in Priyanka's dark hair? "<em>Jyada bhao nahin.</em>" he mutters absently, almost burning his best navy blue trousers, with the fag carelessly cupped between left thumb and forefinger.<br /><br />She is waiting as always at the last table to the right. How does she manage it every time, even during peak hours, he has never ceased to wonder. "Has to be the <em>haarami</em> head waiter.", he thinks, the one who's hungry looks are currently licking Priyanka's cleavage while she drinks her daily quota of cold water. "<em>Saali nautanki! </em>", he feels the first pulse of anger rising up in him, as Priyanka gives the waiter an innocent wink, "and these <em>engleesh</em> low-cut tops, doesn't she have anything else to wear?".<br /><br />The anger dissolves suddenly at the sight of her dark eyes and the corner of her mouth lifting in the smile which he knows so well. The mild throb in head remains, almost indistinguishable from the hangover from last night's Bagpipers. Priyanka checks her watch pointedly, Rakesh grins sheepishly, all his bluster about being fashionably late forgotten. The youngish boy comes and starts cleaning the table energetically almost on cue, and Rakesh orders two <em>Paav Bhajis</em> just to get rid of him.<br /><br />"<em>Paisa hai jeb mein?</em>", she reminds him quietly. Rakesh suddenly can't remember how much cash he is carrying and somehow couldn't care less. Lifting Priyanka's hands to his lips, he delivers a small smile of his own. The sunlight reflecting off the broken window-panes frames them for a moment. "<em>Jeb bhi hai khali, dil bhi hai khali</em>", he tries desperately to paraphrase Anthony Gonsalves, shuts up at the sight of her arched eyebrows. "Idiot.", She melts into a quite melodius laughter.<br /><br />From the next table, I take out the gleaming black <em>ghoda</em> slowly and point at Rakesh's back. So this is what the famous shooters of Bombay have been reduced to. <em>Tapkaoing</em> courier boy lovers, so that the out-of-work bar dancer remains faithful to her seth from Ghatkopar. "<em>Roop mahal, prem galli, kholi no. 420!!</em>", I hum, squeezing the trigger gently.<br /><br />Excuse me, please. </div>
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udayanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03778158585178187903noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10082732.post-66753087495660974972007-03-12T13:11:00.000+05:302007-03-12T17:08:37.472+05:3055<div align="justify"><a href="http://diptakirti.blogspot.com/2007/03/55-word-heroines.html">Tagged</a>. To write on the 33rd birthday.<br /><br />Now, I can either write about the faint lipstick smear on the Classic Milds slowly burning itself in my ashtray. Or about how good 3 Absolut shots are, in dispensing with the painful formality of choreographed foreplay.<br /><br />But then, I don't remember all that much about last year.</div>udayanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03778158585178187903noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10082732.post-44685497224587854542007-02-14T19:11:00.000+05:302007-02-14T19:30:41.002+05:30Wah! Bharat!!<div align="justify">Call it an insane flight of fancy, but the announcement of the Indian team for the World Cup, reminded me quite curiously of Mahabharata. No, not the Veda Vyas authored mythological epic - the one full of incredibly graphic descriptions of wild sex, hot extra-marital affairs, suppressed carnal desires, numerous attempted rapes and general all-round fun, like all good religious books are supposed to be. But the immortal <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085743/">Jaane Bhi Do Yaaron </a>version of it, which had Satish Shah’s corpse playing Draupadi (don’t ask!).<br /><br />Why? Well, there hangs a tale …<br /><br />Just humour me for the moment, will you and join the ride …<br /><br />Just build up a picture of <strong>Yudhishtir</strong> in your head. You must have met the sample in your school days, the amazingly proper pain-in-the-ass Class Monitor who does everything by the rule-book, including the latrine breaks. And the one who agrees with whatever the teacher says, without question. His only vice is a sense of inflated self-worth, which leads him to believe that he deserves more respect from the world than he is currently getting. And he gambles everything he has on that belief, including sending his elder brother Karan to the enemy camp. Too bad he has a battle to fight, he can’t think beyond the last time he played second-fiddle and hated it. Someone please dial 123 for a shrink<br /><br /><strong>Karan</strong>, on the other hand is a seriously screwed up specimen. His world came crashing down around him, with the discovery that, the guy who brought him up, is not his father at all, but a small-time middleman out to earn a fast buck. The one who did not bat an eyelid while disowning him. Now the poor soul does not know who is father is and is pissed at brother Yudi for stealing the one thing which was dear to him. It’s hard for him to learn new tricks (something as incomprehensible as running between wickets or stopping singles within the ring) at this age, but then, he can’t survive on a year’s supply of Sona Chandi Chaywanprash, can he?<br /><br />Karan’s one time partner, <strong>Arjun</strong> is also suffering. It’s either his back, or his elbow or (mostly) his middle stump. They just don’t seem to hold up and breaks down at the slightest hint of pressure. Add to this, the weight of expectations which he carries being the best in his team and you have a disaster waiting to happen. He’s tired of mouthing excuses about how he cannot be a curly haired teenager all his life, but no one listens. The famous hand-eye coordination which used to be his hallmark is now barely enough to lift a can of Pepsi to his mouth. The eyes which could not see beyond the eyeball of the target is now fixated on retirement benefits. Maybe he will show us just who he is one more time and maybe, just maybe Pepsi cans would fly.<br /><br />The case of the heavyweight in the family is also peculiar. <strong>Bhima</strong> can carry the entire load of his aged brethren on his ample shoulders, but his strength strangely deserts him outside the boundaries of Indraprashtha. No wonder, outside his home turf he is perceived as little more than a long-haired caricature, trying desperately to be cool with generous helpings of Brylcream. The huge hits over the boundary as well as the human turbine routine with the yorkers are little more than an occasional curiosity, spread thin as they are in between funny attempts at swinging the heavy mace without contact with anything substantial.<br /><br />Arjun’s son <strong>Abhimanyu</strong> has learned all about the swinging ball (not swinging by the balls, mind you) in his mother’s womb. He also boldly goes where no one has gone before, the dreaded #3 spot where his senior and more experienced family members have screwed up spectacularly. You can blame Indian Oil Extra Premium for his delusion, but the kid never knows when he is out of gas. One would have thought a break from the grueling schedule of getting hit out of the park would have led to some self-introspection, but here he is back again, dying for another thump. This time his case may be terminal.<br /><br />With all this dysfunctional family shit happening around you, you can’t fault Chief Selector <strong>Bhishma</strong> for turning celibate. He keeps wondering whether all this is worth it. Doesn’t help one bit that people are blaming the sudden and inexplicable downturn in his favourite pupil’s fortune on Mayur Suiting, which paid for his school building. At least he managed to show <strong>Nakul / Sahadev</strong>, the door. Effigies can keep burning in Northern parts of the country, but you can’t always depend on energetic fielding to tide over non-existent technique outside off-stump. </div><div align="justify"> </div><div align="justify"><strong>Shakuni Mama</strong>, in the meanwhile is happy rolling dice and mouthing platitudes about "youth", "long-term planning" and "constant experimentation". Anybody else wonder, whether he is actually working for the other side?<br /><br /><strong>Dhritharashtra</strong>, being blind, can only hear the running commentary while his empire crumbles all around him like his sugar factories. The only consolation is this new deal with SET Max which comes packaged with <strong>Draupadi</strong> in noodle straps.<br /><br />No wonder he is looking at us for charity ... lets switch on our TV sets and start praying !!!</div>udayanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03778158585178187903noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10082732.post-16713996855375503192007-01-06T12:50:00.000+05:302007-01-06T13:09:19.775+05:30The gulf between bat and pad<div align="justify"><em>This is what I posted on </em><a href="http://desicritics.org/2007/01/04/094246.php"><em>desicritics</em></a><em>.<br /><br />Specially relevant after yet another spectacular and inexplicable collapse of reputedly the best batting line up in the world at Capetown. As Sambit Bal says in </em><a href="http://content-ind.cricinfo.com/rsavind/content/current/story/275387.html"><em>Cricinfo</em></a><em>, "India might still go on to the win the match. But if they don't we know where they let it slip."<br /></em><br />With every sports writer on the net fixated on the concept of Best of 2006, time to do something different. Time to analyse what happened to the batting powerhouse that was India. How the team which was effortlessly piling up 500+ totals in 2003 and 2004 plumbed to four spectacular last day collapses against Pakistan (twice, Bangalore / Karachi), England (Mumbai) and SA (Durban). And when was the last time you saw India save a test match by batting out the last day? (Actually, you might not have to go too far, Wasim Jaffer and Dravid spared the blushes in Nagpur against the English in March 2006, but what came in Mumbai after that was sheer madness).<br /><br />So lets try to figure out what's happening. No Ganguly, Kaif, Yuvraj in the analysis as they have been at best fringe players in this period.<br /><br /><strong>Sehwag</strong> : Last 20 matches, 35 innings, 1576 runs @ 47.75 with 4 centuries and 4 fifties. Not bad on first sight. But take out the four big innings (173, 201, 254 and 180) and the average falls to 26.48 over 31 innings. Sehwag has always been a hit or miss player, but his misses seem to be overwhelming the hits at the moment. Has he been caught out by the International bowlers? His pattern in his recent dismissals, mostly caught behind / caught slips / caught third man would suggest so. Can he change his game to counter this? Maybe going down the order to #6 would give him some time to ponder on this.<br /><br />Shot to think over : Airy drive outside off-stump against the moving ball. N'tini has your number, mate.<br /><br /><strong>Jaffer</strong> : Last 15 matches, 27 innings, 940 runs @ 33.57 with 2 centuries and 6 fifties. Strangely enough, Jaffer has been more consistent than Sehwag in this period (in spite of Sehwag's higher average) and has surely shown he belongs at this level. Strange shot selections after getting set have always been Jaffer's bane in the domestic circuit and he seems to be falling prey to the same disease here. While he has not been bad in his second chance at this level, the sheer expectation from a #2 in the batting order is much more. And no more of THAT pull shot, please.<br /><br />Shot to think over : Square cut on deliveries too close to the body resulting in catching practice for second / third slip.<br /><br /><strong>Dravid</strong> : 20 matches, 34 innings, 1735 runs @ 57.83 with 5 centuries and 11 fifties. Clearly the standout performer over this period, but hasn't he been doing that for some time, now? The over-dependence of the batting line-up on Dravid is evident in the hue and cry raised over his small scores in the SA series. The sheer burden of the captaincy is not adding to his joy and is sometimes reflected in his batting. Is it just my imagination or has his stance become more open leading to uncustomary flirting outside the off-stump? I have a feeling too much one-dayers are to blame for this. Is Rahul listening?<br /><br />Shot to think over : The one-day special, steer to third man. Avoid, avoid, avoid.<br /><br /><strong>Tendulkar</strong> : 15 matches, 23 innings, 747 runs @ 33.95 with 1 century and 4 fifties. The form slump which has become the national obsession. Is it the tennis elbow, is it the sprained back, is it the ageing body or is it the mental cobwebs? Whatever it is, this Sachin is someone we do not know at all. The one whose feet are moving in slo-mo, whose first attacking shot unerringly picks out the fielder positioned just for this purpose, the one who gets bowled comprehensively in 1 innings out of 3. A straight drive still sparkles sometimes, but the wunderkid terrorising the bowlers all over the world seems to be history. A more mature Sachin playing within his limitations? The thought is hard to bear, but can you really think of any other Indian batsman replacing him even in this form?<br /><br />Shot to think over : The ever-so-slightly cross-batted flick to mid-wicket on balls on the middle-stump. The shattered stumps are a sight Sachin fans could do without.<br /><br /><strong>Laxman</strong> : 15 matches, 25 innings, 903 runs @ 43.00 with 3 centuries and 5 fifties. The perennial under-achiever managed to keep up the tradition in the period under review by alternating between sublime and pedestrian. With Laxman you are far more interested in "what could have been" rather than "what happened" and its really up to him to physically lift himself to the greatness which he has been promising for so long. After all, does he want history to remember him for only that one innings?<br /><br />Shot to think over : The lazy waft outside off early in his innings. Now why do you want to play that shot, when you can send the next delivery crashing to the mid-wicket fence? </div>udayanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03778158585178187903noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10082732.post-45410068460222138252006-11-15T11:12:00.000+05:302006-11-15T13:22:27.852+05:30Trademark shots<div align="justify"><div align="justify"><div><div><div>It’s happened countless times...<br /><br />After getting relatively set, Sachin plays one of the straight drives which has the purists drooling. And the commentator (Mr. Manjrekar / Mr. Shastri being the usual suspects) observes, "Now that he has found his timing, he looks set for a big one."<br /><br />No, this is not about our national obsession of whether Mr. Tendulkar is past his sell-by date. It’s not about what Mr. Manjrekar's views on the subject are. And it’s definitely not about Mr. Shastri's receding hairline and his increasingly shriller views on the fitness levels of the Indian team (coming from him, that’s a bit thick!).<br /><br />This is about the shots which makes the world’s top batsmen what they are. The shots which are deeply etched in the collective consciousness of the viewing public. The shots which some have made their very own.<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/6572/1230/1600/sachin2.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/6572/1230/320/sachin2.jpg" border="0" /></a><strong>Tendulkar</strong> – A natural tendency is to go for the straight drive or the (rarely seen anymore) lift over mid-wicket. But my personal choice is the punch off the backfoot through backward point. The bend of the front leg while going back and across and the blade descending in a blur, ahhh … this would always be Sachin for me.<br /><br /></div><br /><br /><div><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/6572/1230/1600/ponting.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 90px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 127px" height="119" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/6572/1230/320/ponting.jpg" width="90" border="0" /></a><strong>Ponting</strong> – Nothing else but the audacious front-foot pull off fast bowlers. The bat starting at right waist and ending up over left shoulder to deliberately lift the ball over the boundary. Just to show all the Ntinis and Harmisons of the world, who’s the boss. And some catching practices in the crowd for added fun.<br /><br /></div><br /><br /><br /><div></div><div></div><div><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/6572/1230/1600/dravid.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/6572/1230/320/dravid.jpg" border="0" /></a><strong>Dravid</strong> – A toss up between the textbook cover-drive and the on-drive played with magical wrists. My vote for the on-drive, simply because of its difficulty levels against faster bowlers and the way Rahul finds the gap every time with this one early in his innings. A special mention to the lofted extra cover drive, something seen infrequently, but oh what a shot !</div><br /><br /><div><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/6572/1230/1600/sehwag.0.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/6572/1230/320/sehwag.0.jpg" border="0" /></a><strong>Sehwag</strong> – A popular choice would be sword thrust flaying the ball in the general direction of point / cover point. But for sheer amusement value it’s the inside-out cover drive which he plays off spinners while going towards the leg side and exposing all his stumps. A shot to give Geoff Boycott the shudders and Shane Warne a particularly bad migraine. </div><br /><div><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/6572/1230/1600/lara3.jpg"><strong><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/6572/1230/320/lara3.jpg" border="0" /></strong></a><strong>Lara</strong> – Undoubtedly the scissor like cut played off spinners. I have no choice but to quote Osman Saiuddin here who sums it up most evocatively – “That back lift, golf-like, paused and poised briefly at the top of its arch, is almost as compelling as the shots that it eventually manufactures. The real wonder is how he coordinates so many movements - the shuffling, the back lift, the bendy wrists twitching at the death to find gaps, lifting the knee - into just one picturesque image.” </div><br /><br /><div><strong>Ganguly</strong><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/6572/1230/1600/ganguly.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/6572/1230/320/ganguly.jpg" border="0" /></a> – The one which shortened the domestic careers of many a left arm spinner and which I am sure still gives Ashley Giles some sleepless nights. Its all there - the quick judgement of the length, the lightning step-out and the dramatic finale laced with delicious timing sending the ball to the mid-wicket stands. (And Tony Greig repeating those stupid words for the umpteenth time, “They are dancing in the aisles, out there.”) It’s a pity we may never see its like again in an International match.<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/6572/1230/1600/gilly.jpg"><strong><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/6572/1230/320/gilly.jpg" border="0" /></strong></a><strong>Gilchrist</strong> – The thump over mid-wicket to perfectly good wicket taking balls on the off-stump. The ball ricocheting off the boundary boards before the bemused bowler completes his follow-through. And then a wide good-natured grin to show the bowler “Well, that’s life, mate! Nothing personal in it, ya know.” In case you could only record what the bowler wants to say at that moment, it would have put the Amar Singh tapes to shame !!</div></div></div><br /></div></div>udayanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03778158585178187903noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10082732.post-59580624771287052292006-11-09T16:59:00.000+05:302006-11-16T11:14:28.377+05:30Dreamworks<div align="justify"><em>This is what you call a desperate post. A post to tell the world (mostly consisting of myself) that, I can still write something. I can still put together a string of words. So what if does not make any sense. Most of Phillip K Dick's books didn't make any sense when they were read for the first time. Some still doesn't. Maybe someday my blog would be discovered by aliens who could decode the ciphered messages and figure out what I really wanted to say.</em><br /><br />I see an impossibly high over bridge in my dreams. The one near the station surrounded by hills from all sides. The station in which the little blue locomotive stops. The locomotive which carried me and her to that far away land. She looks East Asian in the early morning haze, but I can't make out her eye color. Don't have a fucking clue what I am doing with her in this weird place, but somehow my steps follow hers on the over bridge. Iron railings on one side and sheer drop on the other. A shining thread which has to be a river visible through the gaps in the rusted iron on the steps.<br /><br />Is this somewhere in the Andes, I wonder while concentrating hard on my next step. I must have dreamt this locale up based on the "Prisoners of the Sun". But the drop seems real enough. So does the sound made by our boots on the steps. And the knowledge gleaned through reading countless fantasy novels does not help either; a death in your dream is the end of your life in reality.<br /><br />Why are we wearing stupid business suits instead of life jackets and parachutes? Why is she going on endlessly about "the boy" instead of focusing on the simple task of staying alive? Who the hell is "the boy" anyway? "You don't know how drunk I had to get him to kiss me", she says. Huh? We are crossing an impossible over bridge which shows no sign of ending, so that she can kiss this boy? Am I somehow trapped in Bridget Jones' diary? The steps become more rusted, sometimes disappearing almost completely. I discover I have been clutching a hunting knife tightly all this while. A knife with names engraved on the hilt, so old that it can't be read anymore.<br /><br />I was so engrossed in negotiating the next gap in the steps that I almost bump into her when she stops suddenly. Strange ! She seems to be wearing some body armor under the black business suit. Am I doing the same? No time for checking out now, as my eye falls on what made her stop. The steps have given away to a sort of landing here. And standing at the edge of the landing, humming the tune of "Smoke on the Water" quite nonchalantly, stands the Keeper. His dressing is heavily inspired by gangster flicks, right up to the grey fedora shadowing his eyes. The fact that he only has one metal leg, does not seem to dampen the menace dripping off him in any way. Not with that number of guns stuck on his leather belt. The smile playing on the corner of his mouth is a surprise, though. And so is the cry of delight which emanates from my guide.<br /><br />The fedora tilts itself somehow. Revealing a face which might have passed off as Alec Baldwin, apart from the camera like devices where you would expect eyes to be. The devices which flash pictures of sandy beaches, grassy plains, misty meadows and a faintly remembered river in quick succession. "Hi Keeper", I hear myself say. Eh? How do I know this creature straight out of a video game? My fingers surprise me further by bunching into a strange two fingered salute. "You're home", she murmurs somewhere near my ear. Another locomotive seems to be steaming into the station far below us. The sound of the train drowns what Keeper is saying. I can barely make out the word "Goodbye". The buzzing pain inside my head, makes my steps falter a little. And suddenly I am flying.<br /><br />My eyes open and stare listlessly at the cream colored wall. The pain in the loss of the life I left behind in my path for everlasting glory is still fresh in my mind. But I know its not gonna last. Already Keeper’s face is blurring in my memory. I turn around and look into my son’s face. Does he know what he has signed up for? The sleeping face does not tell me much. I start wondering how I woke up with a headache.</div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify">Silly dreams !!</div>udayanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03778158585178187903noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10082732.post-1161331347603911172006-10-20T12:57:00.000+05:302006-11-13T12:31:19.444+05:30Left handed complement?<p align="justify">Extract from Peter Roebuck's <a href="http://www.smh.com.au/news/cricket/windies-prove-one-day-is-a-long-time-in-cricket/2006/10/19/1160851065622.html">article</a> analysing Australia's defeat.<br /><br /><em>"Australia's bad start with the bat proved costly. None of the senior batsmen could blame the pitch. Ponting's footwork let him down and Damien Martyn drove indiscreetly. Watson did not last long enough for any impressions to be formed. Settling upon the right opening pair is the team's most pressing need. Considering the quality of the numerous candidates, it seems odd the job has gone to an unproven part-timer. However, it is not right to chop and change after one setback. <strong>At least Watson is a right-hander, a breed rapidly becoming extinct."</strong><br /></em><br />Indeed? Prompted me to check the teams playing for Champion's Trophy for batsmen and all-rounders ...<br /><br />Australia - 4 LH (Gilchrist, Hussey, Hogg, Katich), 5 RH (Watson, Ponting, Martyn, Clarke, Symonds)<br />England - 2 LH (Strauss, Yardy), 7 RH (Flintoff, Bell, Pieterson, Collingwood, Dalrymple, Read, Clarke)<br />India - 4 LH (Mongia, Pathan, Raina, Yuvraj), 6 RH (Dravid, Dhoni, Kaif, Powar, Sehwag, Tendulkar)<br />New Zealand - 2 LH (Fleming, Oram), 7 RH (Astle, Fulton, Gillespie, McCullum, Marshall, Styris, Vincent)<br />Pakistan - 3 LH (Farhat, Iqbal, Abdur Rehman), 7 RH (Younis, Yousuf, Hafeez, Afridi, Akmal, Malik, Razzaq)<br />South Africa - 1 LH (Smith), 9 RH (Gibbs, Dippenaar, Kallis, Boucher, de Villiers, Hall, Kemp, Pollock, Bosman)<br />Sri Lanka - 3 LH (Tharanga, Jayasuriya, Sangakkara), 5 RH (Jayawardane, Atapattu, Dilshan, Maharoof, Kapugedera)<br />West Indies - 4 LH (Lara, Chanderpaul, Gayle, Hinds), 6 RH (Sarwan, Baugh, Bravo, Morton, Samuels, Smith)<br /><br />Total - 23 LH / 52 RH<br /><br />Huh? What is Roebuck talking about? Maybe, he was talking about left handed medium pacers. There's been a surfeit of them lately. </p>udayanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03778158585178187903noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10082732.post-1160983365753021512006-10-16T11:36:00.000+05:302006-11-13T12:31:37.017+05:30Chiraunji Lal Khosla<div align="justify">The realization dawned on me with my first mouthful of popcorn. Why was I avoiding "<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0466460/">Khosla Ka Ghosla</a>" till now even after hearing countless positive reviews? It’s simply because the movie was being advertised as a "slice of Delhi life”!! With that kind of promise, you can't blame me much for thinking it would have the following elements:<br /><br />1. The Delhi lingo consisting of "Beh^$#@" as every third word.<br />2. Youngsters wearing designer clothes loafing around in Gurgaon / Noida malls.<br />3. Real estate barons in flashy suits showing off their latest designer watches and Mercedes'.<br />4. Endless driving around posh South Delhi localities.<br />5. One-two obligatory shots of the Qutub Minar / Red Fort / India Gate.<br /><br />This is a Delhi which I don't know much about. And coming to think of it, don't want to know much of either. It’s that part of the city which is continuously running from its past. And the past is what makes Delhi, Dilli!<br /><br />The movie pleasantly surprised me, through its sarcastic look at the numerous quirks and idiosyncrasies which make the city. And its examination of the actual Delhi middle class. The ones who work in all those Government offices.<br /><br />It was not only the popular Delhi stereotypes, which caught the eye …<br /><br />1. The corrupt cops asking for their cut.<br />2. Rajma chawal (causing gastroentric disasters).<br />3. Jat musclemen on loan from the neighbouring state.<br />4. Larger than life land shark rushing to Vaishno Devi at the drop of a hat.<br /><br />But those understated things in almost every frame, which are so quintessentially Delhi ...<br /><br />1. The red Rooh-Afza bottle at the centre of the dining table. The Hamdard syrup which has been recommended as a counter to the harsh summer loo by countless Delhi mothers.<br />2. The fixation of owning a South Delhi house (even if it’s almost in Rajasthan) by the "service" class. The envy apparent in the dialogue, “Abhi to aap South Delhi-wale ho gaye, Khosla saab.”<br />3. The various levels of fixers. Typified by the statement - "Aap broker ho ya party?"<br />4. Tara Sharma's ethnic handicraft (all purchased at Cottage Emporium, I would presume) heavy flat.<br />5. The naiveté underlying Delhi aspirations, "World Famous Estate Agents" / "A-1 Agency"<br />6. The clichéd though real penniless Art / Theatre / Cuture-wallahs<br />7. The chartered buses carrying officers from Mukerji Nagar to CP. An understated comment on the Public Transport.<br />8. Collapsible gates / queues and shouting at Delhi booze shops. For those who do not know, Delhi booze shops are controlled by the Government and stay shut on 1st and 7th of every month, because monthly wages are dispensed on those days!<br />9. The Delhi spirit characterized succinctly by the statement, “Kya Kar Loge Tum?”<br />10. Khadi wearing NGOs looking out for their next donation cheque.<br />11. Horribly ostentatious Sadar Bazaar type tabletop / wall decorations.<br />12. The routine power cuts.<br /><br />Now these are parts of Delhi I can recognize. Shows just one single fact. The indelible marks left by a city where I have spent some of the most glorious moments of my life.<br /><br />No place (where you have spent significant time) ever really goes out of your system. Those memories are just lying there somewhere.<br /><br />And no, to long for something which you never missed in the first place, is not stupid at all. </div>udayanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03778158585178187903noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10082732.post-1160376935108981662006-10-09T12:17:00.000+05:302006-11-13T12:32:28.317+05:30Oh Bombay - III<div align="justify">Some find their Bombay in the wide sweep of Marine Drive. In the white-capped waves breaking against the concrete wall. The stillness of the sombre grey skies before the onset of a paricularly harsh downpour. In the breeze carrying the scent of the sea from far-away lands. The weather-beaten face of the buildings facing the sea. In the glitter of the Queen's Necklace in the evening. The glitzy heights of Oberoi's standing like a sentry at land's end. In the smell of fresh dough wafting through the rooms of Pizzeria. The moss-coloured stone facade of Wilson's college, seeped in history.<br /><br />For some, Bombay catches the local train from Charni Road station every weekday. Brandishing either their "Bhav Copy" or "Mid-Day" they chatter endlessly about myriad things : the "tezi" stocks which are going to give 200% returns over the next month, urban myths about how Vinod was always a better bat than the great Sachin, how the ban on dance bars have affected the bottom lines of police officers, the decline of the diamond cutting / polishing industry in Surat etc. etc. Some distribute the forgotten tiffin their wives had faithfully packed, some just hang on for dear life as the Dadar human wave comes crashing down.<br /><br />Some see Bombay written in bold letters on the faces of children on street corners selling pirated copies of the latest bestsellers. They can forget anything while watching them recommend "How Opal Mehta ..." as "yeh kitaab leke bahut maarpit hua, saab". Or chasing the cars over signals over a copy of the "The Argumentative Indian". Some find a typical Bombay way of getting rid off them, by pretending that they don't exist. Some find solace in their annual contributions to CRY, some avoid their eager eyes in shame.<br /><br />Some still fondly think of Bombay as a teenager, never minding their actual age. The ones in their black Metallica T-shirts who assemble at Marine Lines station before Indy Rock. The ones who have to get hopelessly drunk at Sunlight Bar and Restaurant before they can search for the meaning of life in hastily rolled joints. They never notice how Bombay rolls off as sweat from their brows in the middle of crazy lights and headbanging. Sometimes Bombay stares at their faces from the puddle of puke which they produce in one of the gallis near Bade Miyan after a particularly unadvisable dinner.<br /><br />Some dig for their version of Bombay in New Link Road and Lokhandwala. Where dug-out earth gets magically transformed into shining multiplexes and glass-faced shopping arcades in Bombay's very own version of gold rush. Some seek Bombay in those pothole filled roads strewn with building material. Some take the constant buzz of construction around them as the anthem of a city running desperately to stay at the same place. Some search for Bombay's reflection in the blank stares on those wannabe models frequenting the numerous eating joints.<br /><br />Bombay's heart lives in a quiet Juhu bungalow called Prateeksha, for some diehards. The same ones who magically appear at the first hint of a dark tinted glass SUV leaving the gates for the daily visit to studios. The occupant with the salt and pepper designer stubble is still mentally classified as Vijay by some of people chasing behind. So what if he is going for the shooting of a Navratna Tel ad, in their minds he is still bashing up Amjad Khan. Sometimes, they get a roll-down of the window and a wave. In Bombay, sweet dreams are made of these.<br /><br />So, where’s your Bombay tonight? </div>udayanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03778158585178187903noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10082732.post-1160372279933995112006-10-09T11:04:00.000+05:302006-11-13T12:32:56.941+05:30Oh Bombay - II<div align="justify">One of the great myths about Mumbai is that it’s the most cosmopolitan city in India. Well, actually it’s not a myth. It is quite true, in case your reference point is Meerut or Ahmedabad. Ok, maybe even Chennai. But then, relative cosmopolitanism does not score highly in my scales.<br /><br />My friends keep telling me that I do not recognize the greatness of the cosmopolitan Mumbai, because I have not worked for a living in any other city. “In which city would you get a place like Bandra, where the population is equally divided between Hindus, Christians and Muslims?” they say. “Where else are differences in cultures not only appreciated but celebrated?”<br /><br />Looking at that kind of logic, you may tend to agree. However, I beg to differ. In my opinion, most of what is construed as cosmopolitanism in Mumbai is actually barely suppressed tolerance. By long practice, the different communities have built up invisible walls around themselves. The people outside the wall are rationalized generally through stereotyping. You must have heard the popular ones, “Bongs are football crazy, cultural snobs who can’t think beyond fish and sondesh”, “Gujjus are so money-minded that they would bargain even with their dads”, “Punjabis talk continuously without sense and believe in ostentatious celebrations”, “All Maharashtrians want their sons to become doctors / engineers because they are afraid of business”, “Parsis are congenitally mad in love with old family heirlooms” etc. etc.<br /><br />This is not to say people in other cities do not suffer from this pigeon-holing syndrome. But nowhere is it as acute as it is in Mumbai. People of the city accept the differences, because they believe steadfastly that people are by nature <em>so different</em> from each other, that they cannot be understood. Comfort is found in labeling others as Bong / Mussal / Mallu / Ma ka Pao / Tam / Gujju / Sindhi / Marathi in trying to explain their reactions to situations, rather than finding out other, more truthful explanations.<br /><br />The next question of course, is why? Why people in Mumbai are so indifferent, so impersonal that they could only see each other with this blinkered vision. The answer I think lies in Mumbaikars’ obsession with running the daily marathon which passes for life. Everyone here is always running for their lives or more precisely their next bundle of cash. This relentless mind-numbing chase leads to a situation, where the mind is simply incapable of the effort required to understand another person deeply. Stereotyping and rationalizing on the basis of that paradigm is a much easier option.<br /><br />Sad, but true. Cosmopolitan Mumbai is just an illusion. The ghettos here are not apparent, because they are deeply etched in our minds. </div>udayanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03778158585178187903noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10082732.post-1159961638469226912006-10-04T16:10:00.000+05:302006-11-13T12:33:17.588+05:30A needless exercise<div align="justify">Its been a slow day, and I am gonna shock the world with posts on consecutive days !!!<br /><br />As it happens a lot with people with little or no creative juice, I resort to the oldest trick in the world .... copy-paste.<br /><br />All this started when, one of my friends asked for sci-fi recommendations, which led me to <a href="http://home.austarnet.com.au/petersykes/topscifi/lists_books_rank1.html">this</a>, a ranking of top 100 science fiction books. Naturally, was curious to know how many I have actually read. The number turned out to be 24 out of the top 50. Not bad, eh?<br /><br />So here are the top 10, with my value-add ...<br /><br />1. <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Dune-Chronicles-Book-1/dp/0441172717/sr=1-1/qid=1159961344/ref=pd_bbs_1/102-0473010-4648900?ie=UTF8&s=books">Dune</a>, Frank Herbert - A sci-fi "Lawrence of Arabia", which nevertheless remains a cult novel. Sadly, the sequels lost the plot through increasingly complex philosophies which messed up the story.<br /><br />2. <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Enders-Game-Ender-Book-1/dp/0812550706/sr=1-1/qid=1160035703/ref=pd_bbs_1/102-0473010-4648900?ie=UTF8&s=books">Ender's Game</a>, Orson Scott Card - One of the very best. You can't go much wrong with a plot involving children battling alien invaders. A book which asks all the difficult questions and lets readers find their own answers. If only the author was not so preachy in real life !<br /><br />3. <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Foundation-Novels-Paperback-Isaac-Asimov/dp/0553293354/sr=1-1/qid=1160036257/ref=pd_bbs_1/102-0473010-4648900?ie=UTF8&s=books">Foundation</a>, Isaac Asimov - On second reading, Hari Seldon and his brand of psychohistory seem a little childish. But then Asimov's simplicity is his greatest strength, attracting readers from across spectrums.<br /><br />4. <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Hitch-Hikers-Guide-Galaxy/dp/0330491199/sr=1-1/qid=1160038899/ref=sr_1_1/102-0473010-4648900?ie=UTF8&s=books">Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy</a>, Douglas Adams - The one and only. Dry british humour turning all sci-fi fundamentals on its head. Arthur Dent and Ford Prefect are immortal. And so probably is Marvin, the paranoid andriod.<br /><br />5. <a href="http://www.amazon.com/1984-Erich-Fromm/dp/0451524934/sr=1-1/qid=1160039464/ref=pd_bbs_1/102-0473010-4648900?ie=UTF8&s=books">1984</a>, George Orwell - The Mother (or should I say, Big Brother) of persecuted individual novels. "It was bright cold day in April and the clocks were striking thirteen". There, I just did the first line from memory. That's how good it is.<br /><br />6. <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Stranger-Strange-Land-Robert-Heinlein/dp/0441790348/sr=1-1/qid=1160039826/ref=pd_bbs_1/102-0473010-4648900?ie=UTF8&s=books">Stranger in a Strange Land</a>, Robert A Heinlein - IMHO, does not deserve a place in the top 10. May have been a pathbreaking novel when it was released, but always sounded overrated tripe to me. Coming from Heinlein, its a let-down.<br /><br />7. <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Brave-New-World-Aldous-Huxley/dp/0060929871/sr=1-1/qid=1160040035/ref=pd_bbs_1/102-0473010-4648900?ie=UTF8&s=books">Brave New World</a>, Aldous Huxley - The first one which I haven't read. Considered to be written under the influence of heavy narcotics. Well, if Jim Morrison can be inspired by Huxley, so can you.<br /><br />8. <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Fahrenheit-451-Ray-Bradbury/dp/0345342968/sr=1-1/qid=1160040164/ref=pd_bbs_1/102-0473010-4648900?ie=UTF8&s=books">Fahrenheit 451</a>, Ray Bradbury - Guy Montag and his python. The dreaded future where books are burnt. A moral fable turned cult classic beyond compare.<br /><br />9. <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Starship-Troopers-Robert-Heinlein/dp/0441783589/sr=1-1/qid=1160040655/ref=pd_bbs_1/102-0473010-4648900?ie=UTF8&s=books">Starship Troopers</a>, Robert A Heinlein - Another one from Heinlein, which has more popularity than substance (not to mention those giant bugs). An example of people choosing the author over the book, perhaps.<br /><br />10. <a href="http://www.amazon.com/I-Robot-Bantam-Spectra-Book/dp/0553803700/sr=1-2/qid=1160040975/ref=pd_bbs_2/102-0473010-4648900?ie=UTF8&s=books">I, Robot</a>, Isaac Asimov - More popularised by Will Smith's simplistic movie version rather than the book. This is Asimov at his very best, blurring the boundaries of science fiction, detective novels and social commentary.<br /><br />And the balance 40 ....<br /><br />11. Neuromancer, William Gibson<br />12. Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, Philip K Dick<br />13. 2001: A Space Odyssey, Arthur C Clarke<br />14. Ringworld, Larry Niven<br />15. The Time Machine, H G Wells<br />16. Childhood's End, Arthur C Clarke<br />17. Hyperion, Dan Simmons<br />18. Rendezvous With Rama, Arthur C Clarke<br />19. Slaughterhouse Five, Kurt Vonnegut<br />20. The War of the Worlds, H G Wells<br />21. The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, Robert A Heinlein<br />22. Speaker for the Dead, Orson Scott Card<br />23. The Forever War, Joe Haldeman<br />24. The Martian Chronicles, Ray Bradbury<br />25. The Left Hand of Darkness, Ursula K Le Guin<br />26. Snow Crash, Neal Stephenson<br />27. The Mote in God's Eye, Niven & Pournelle<br />28. Ender's Shadow, Orson Scott Card<br />29. A Wrinkle In Time, Madeleine L'Engle<br />30. The Man in the High Castle, Philip K Dick<br />31. Lord of Light, Roger Zelazny<br />32. The Caves of Steel, Isaac Asimov<br />33. Gateway, Frederik Pohl<br />34. A Clockwork Orange, Anthony Burgess<br />35. Solaris, Stanislaw Lem<br />36. Cryptonomicon, Neal Stephenson<br />37. The Stars My Destination, Alfred Bester<br />38. Flowers for Algernon, Daniel Keyes<br />39. A Canticle for Leibowitz, Walter M Miller<br />40. Cat's Cradle, Kurt Vonnegut<br />41. The Day of the Triffids, John Wyndham<br />42. The Gods Themselves, Isaac Asimov<br />43. Jurassic Park, Michael Crichton<br />44. 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, Jules Verne<br />45. UBIK, Philip K Dick<br />46. Frankenstein, Mary Shelley<br />47. Time Enough For Love, Robert A Heinlein<br />48. A Fire Upon the Deep, Vernor Vinge<br />49. The End Of Eternity, Isaac Asimov<br />50. The Sirens of Titan, Kurt Vonnegut</div>udayanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03778158585178187903noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10082732.post-1159948617092161912006-10-04T12:56:00.000+05:302006-11-13T12:33:39.561+05:30Oh Bombay !<div align="justify">This Navratri marks the seventh anniversary of my moving to Bombay. And strangely enough, the eleventh anniversary of my first sight of it.<br /><br />My aching bones keeps reminding me of the daily marathon that passes for life in this city.<br /><br />Seven Years. God !<br /><br />The wide-eyed kid who mistook Thane Creek for the sea, Crawford Market for Dadar and Hotel Majestic at VT for B<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5638/763/1600/Bombay.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 197px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 121px" height="126" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5638/763/320/Bombay.jpg" width="197" border="0" /></a>ombay's equivalent of New Cathay Restaurant is still there somewhere. The one which has still not grown indifferent to staggering contradictions which Bombay exposes you to everyday.<br /><br />The slums faithfully bordering every posh locality ... the maid whipping out a mobile phone to pacify the next household ... the neighbourhood Udipi menu with a Continental section ... people distributing biscuits to mildly irritated passengers stuck on the roads ... Cosmopolitan Page 3 parties attracting Shiv Sena functionaries ... share markets and cricket being discussed on the trains on the very next day of the bombing.<br /><br />To an outsider (and I am one, in spite of all the pretense) its almost amusing. How its proud denizens keep comparing Bombay with New York. The way they excuse crumbling infrastructure, increasing apathy of the legislature, parallel economy run in parts by the mafia/builders/politicians. How the "Spirit" of Bombay is invoked in every calamity which befalls it.<br /><br />However, sometimes Bombay chills you to the bone. Sometimes, the city's friendly facade peels off to reveal the rot within. Like long suppressed streaks of madness, it bursts forth in a torrent. In those sudden xenophobic comments from your sophisticated friends, the sudden rudeness from the friendly cabbie, those angry faces staring at you and not moving an inch when you want to get down from the train.<br /><br />It makes me wonder whether I would die in this city. After all, how hard can it be?<br /><br />What they tell you is that Bombay is great because it gives you the freedom to be what you are. What they don't tell you is nobody gives a damn what you are.</div>udayanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03778158585178187903noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10082732.post-1158992311045797732006-09-23T11:23:00.000+05:302006-11-13T12:35:48.256+05:30The guy's not bad<div align="justify">Never thought I would write that about someone from the Deol family. </div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify">Abhay Deol has talent. Not in bucketfulls, as is quite evident in the case of Abhishek B, but compared to Dino Morea and Emraan Hashmi, he is simply divine. And its refreshing to see him not waste himself in the "Kutte / Kamine" roles popularised by his uncle and cousins, but tread off the beaten path in "Socha Na Tha" as well as "Ahista Ahista". Maybe no one is offering him those "dhai kilo ki haath" roles in the first place (its heard that Bobby D is not getting any for sometime), but lets give him the benefit of doubt, shall we?</div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify">Its also helped, that the scripts of these two movies did not have anything expect their lead actors. The story was simple in the case of the first one, almost bordering on ludicrous in the second. But to see Abhay D trying so hard to fit into the roles of regular guys makes you glad. And just compare this with say, Shahrukh trying to be an average jerk in KANK, with a footballer demigod past !!!</div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify">Then maybe I am just biased with "<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0451919/">Socha Na Tha</a>". <a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5638/763/1600/movgal1604.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" height="116" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5638/763/320/movgal1604.jpg" width="101" border="0" /></a>I remember recommending the movie to countless friends. Its definitely not pathbreaking like "Munna Bhai MBBS" or even "Dil Chahta Hai". But it shows clearly what a simple idea with honest execution can do, when the lead pair is concentrating on their character in the first place rather than trying to look too cute. The film is surprisingly good even on the second viewing and has a number of endearing moments. Abhay D fits like a glove to his role of a confused 24 year old who is out of his depth in most matters of his life including career, love, marriage, family etc. And to his credit, the guy makes it looks effortless. </div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify">Its that spark in Abhay which made me watch his second movie. "<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0831840/">Ahista Ahista</a>" starts of with a much more serious premise and Abhay's character is quite complex for a Hindi Movie hero. And this is a movie trying so desperately to be different that it bores the audience to death. The director (the same one as the earlier movie) loses the plot mid-way and the music director (the unwashed denim jacket guy again) loses his head with that soul searching "Love You Unconditionally", but in the middle of all this mayhem, Abhay D steals your heart with his honest attempt to essay a role, which would have been a challenge to anyone. </div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify">Too bad no one else saw the movie. </div>udayanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03778158585178187903noreply@blogger.com3